How do you like these Funny motor insurance claims?

by Monca B | Posted in Motorcycles

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Funny Insurance Claims

Some outwardly real insurance claims made by drivers. Whether they are 100% real is for you to decide.



Funny Insurance Claims

After some enquiry I found some examples for funny things people write on insurance forms after crashing their car.... Some of these are devoted!



"MEGA insurance claims, Maggie ..."

From British sitcom "The Thin Vulgar Line". Constable Habib and Constable Goody (James Dreyfus) upon the scene of a burglary.





Smokers need break, too

Smokers insufficiency break, too

Debi Watson-Pratt (Letters, May 1) complains about smokers in the reserve sitting next to her to light a smoke. Of course, you will encounter the odd jerk who doesn’t care about other people, but out of 10 smokers, at least eight are well-behaved. If you are unfortunate enough to be sitting next to one of the other two, get up and find another bench. I like to go to the park to relax and have a point in time of peace. Kids’ screams, diesel engines and people talking give me headaches and score me stressed. Do I ask you not to bring your kids to the park? Do I ask motorists not to drive by the parkland? Do I ask people to shut up? No. It’s funny how not so long ago, people could smoke anywhere without anybody complaining and now, smokers are made criminals by self-ethical people who pollute my lungs with their vehicles more than I ever will with my cigarettes

Serge Cote

(It’s getting stout for smokers to find a place to puff.





Funny Car Insurance Claims

"I was driving on the highway when the police pulled me more seriously the cold shoulder. Unfortunately I was in the corridor halfway and there was another car on the road .. "

"Tributary to the call at 7 this morning, I drove my trip in a bus clear. The bus was 5 minutes to crack .. "

"The unfortunate thing happened because I had an eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the dull and the other on the car behind."

"I started consuming low, but trade was more that I see fixed intent."

"The cat in the light of advances in the freight car in front feverishly broke."

"I do not expect the speed limit applied after midnight"

"The car in front hit the stock, but he got up so I hit him again"

"A walker and hit me in my car"

"I went shopping for plants all day and was on my way instead. As I reached an intersection a hedge rose, obscuring my incarnation and I have not seen the other car....

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Selecting The Car Insurance Quotes And Respectable Company « Era ...

Nowadays the auto insurance companies are skilled to put on the market the extraordinary amount of the policies that can please almost any consumer. Perhaps, the impression of the requisite insurance for every existing in the state mechanism is not extraordinarily ordinary among the car owners still. But a lot of drivers set up to get wind of the indigence of it. The amount of the different captivate means on our roads is growing constantly. Accordingly the weight of the procedure accidents is increasing as well. From sometimes to conditions the most skillful and watchful drivers have to order claims to the auto insurance providers.

Many people lust after to have got at least the economic safeguard against the consequences of some unpredictable accidents. The car insurance coverage is not only the mandatory obsession it is a legal pinch for the up to date driver. No one can forecast where and when the disaster happens and if there is a adequate sum of wherewithal in the camp at the mo to pay for the fettle of the car and for medical bills.

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Alberta babysitter sued
Isn't it funny how your insurance actors can sue on your behalf, with no benefit to you except a huge increase in premiums. The grandparents presumably want

Anthem Blue Cross's Big Rate Hike, Part 2
The ones that shocked consumers in the particular insurance market who were told their monthly premiums were set to skyrocket as much as 39%?

Smokers need break, too
It's funny how not so great ago, people could smoke anywhere without anybody complaining and now, smokers are made criminals by self-correct people who

Fourth Earthquake Recorded in Braxton County
He can pirate you if you let him, but I do find it very curious and always funny that someone who professes to hate Rush so badly listens to him so much.





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